#1: Mishaps of a Tibian Bosshunter
(Verse 1)
I grabbed my boots, my rusty blade,
With dreams of gold and bosses slayed.
A rookie knight with nerves of steel,
And faith placed in my Journal Shield.(Verse 2)
Next stop was Tyrn—I saw no trace,
Invisible, he guards his place.
But with a snort, he made me drunk,
I wobbled ’round like a dizzy punk.
Trapped in a corner, wyrms drew near,
My screen went red, I cried in fear.
My journal reads with shame concealed:
“Got mugged by fog, and wyrms revealed.”(Chorus)
Oh Journal Shield, my faithful page,
You hold my fails, you track my rage.
Each death and trap, each botched ordeal,
Immortalized in how I feel.(Verse 3)
To find Zarabustor, I gave my all,
Through twisting Maze with narrow hall.
I logged my noob with sneaky glee,
Then ran my main—where could he be?
Turned left, then right, then down a pit,
A hundred stairs—”This must be it!”
But when I reached the spawn to peep,
He’d vanished fast. I cried. Then weeped.(Verse 4)
In Edron’s tomb, I watched the clock,
Fifty hours in — then came the shock.
I tried to shout, but we got played—
A diamond arrow fired—Mahatheb was slayed!
He died too fast, before the crew arrived,
The boss was down — and all got salty and deprived.(Chorus)
Oh Journal Shield, don’t judge too hard,
For every loss, I earn a scar.
Your pages laugh, but still reveal,
A heart that hunts with guts and zeal.(Verse 5)
We fought through flames to Feru’s lair,
His hat, a prize beyond compare.
A low-level paladin burst through the smoke,
And outdamaged us all—what a joke!
He mashed his keys with zero plan,
Two left hands and still the man.
My notes: “We tried, but got outplayed—
By someone who face-rolled and slayed.”(Bridge)
I thought to quit, just log and mope,
But BDT and Journal Shield gave hope.
Each page a joke, each loss a song,
A reason to keep hunting on.(Verse 6)
At last we stood where Morsh appeared,
The spawn was live, the battle near’d.
“DON’T CHAIN!” we screamed—but too late then,
He nuked the floor and wiped all ten.
We regrouped thrice, we planned, we swore,
And charged again through fiery roar.
We wiped a few, then swore and tried,
At last we won — with heads held high.(Chorus)
Oh Journal Shield, your tale is told,
Of every blunder, brave or bold.
And on your page, with pride I yield:
“We conquered Morsh! The fate is sealed!”(Outro)
So here’s to traps, to scuffed appeals,
To all who chase with worn-out heels.
I close the book, but not my zeal…
The next boss waits. Bring Journal Shield.
#2: Bonelords Broke My Brain
[Verse 1]
Back in ’03, I found a clue, page four-six-nine,
A dusty book in some old tomb, smelled like cheese past its prime.
“Could this be the master sign?” I whispered with a grin,
Dropped my hunts, my team, my guild — the real journey now begins.
Ignored the wars, the rares, the thrill, my brain began to zoom,
I locked myself in Thais’ back room, mumbling “I’ll crack this soon.”[Verse 2]
I made some charts, I built a wall,
Connected dots with no sense at all.
“Bonelord means banana bread!”
I told my cat, who shook his head.
My girlfriend left, she took the bed,
I kept my notes and screamed instead:
“This language hides the ancient key—
To treasures, truth, or… lunacy?”[Chorus]
Oh Journal Shield, you watched it grow,
My mind decayed real nice and slow.
Twenty years, and still I kneel,
To nonsense I refuse to feel.
Some mysteries just kill your will.[Verse 3]
With scrolls in bag and cloak equipped,
To Hellgate’s core I boldly slipped.
I found a Bonelord in the pit,
Stared him down, prepared my wit.
I spoke: “Kargh uzz’ threlg ma-drun?”
He blinked, then shrieked a weird tune.
My ears bled out, I backed away:
“What the hell did he just say?”[Verse 4]
Was it a dialect? Was it a trap?
Or was it just a dev’s mishap?
I flipped through notes and cursed the lore,
Ancient myths that made me snore.
I ran through towers, lit each flame,
Chased Green Djinns with no acclaim.
The Serpentine still mocks my grind—
All I found was wasted time.[Bridge]
I hadn’t slept in seventeen days,
I talked to walls, forgot sunrays.
The Evil Eye appeared in sight,
I smiled and said, “At last I die tonight.”
It zapped me once, I dropped like meat,
Respawned in Edron, incomplete.
And in that moment, clear as glass,
I felt Cipsoft just laugh and pass.[Chorus]
Oh Journal Shield, you kept it all,
The scribbled madness, the rise and fall.
No truths were found, no quest revealed,
Just ego crushed and pride unsealed.
Twenty years chasing lore,
The bonelords just squeak like an old wood door.[Outro]
So here’s to myths and noble lies,
To every nerd with crazy eyes.
I’m done with riddles left unsealed,
The next adventure waits — bring Journal Shield.
And if this tale made you feel seen—
Then pass it on to BDT’s team
#3: The Myth of the Journal Shield
Verse
In the fields of glory, the brightest star
Suddenly fell on the plains, not afar
From Paladin Priyla, a precious gift
A help to the elven on the orc’s conflict
Verse
Not all the smiths can forge this material
Very resistant, something ethereal
The cyclopes fit to solve that trouble
They gave a name to it: Zatragil
Chorus
The messenger in the darkest night
A refuge to the bearer, in the hardest fight
For a Tibia clean of orcs on the fields
The BDT presents the mighty Journal Shield
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Intense Epic Instrumental Solos
Verse
This lifted the moral in the elven troops
In the battlefront the shield was on use
Ambushed by the warlords, the shield was lost
They tried to find it, but with no good reports
Verse
It’s lost from that very moment until now
All of them search for it where the gods allow
Some says that it is just another myth
And others? A masterpiece of a smith
Chorus
The messenger in the darkest night
A refuge to the bearer, in the hardest fight
For a Tibia clean of orcs on the fields
The BDT presents the mighty Journal Shield
#4: The Community Anthem
#5: Knights of Journal Shield
[Intro]
[Verse]
In the realm of Tibia, knights stand tall,
With Journal Shield, tales of valor entwined,
Fighting monsters, side by side we fight,
For friendship’s strength is might, in the heart of night.[Verse]
Through dark forests and fields of light,
We face the shadows, side by side tonight,
With every step, our bond grows strong,
In the land of Tibia, we’re the heroes’ song.[Chorus]
With Journal Shield, we face the storm,
In the realm of Tibia, where courage is born,
Fighting side by side, through fire and snow,
Together we stand, forever we grow.[Chorus]
With Journal Shield, we face the dawn,
In the realm of Tibia, where dreams are shown,
Fighting side by side, through rain and shine,
Together we stand, till the very end of time.[Bridge]
In the heart of battle, our spirits ignite,
With every victory, our bonds unite,
No matter the challenge, we face it all,
In the realm of Tibia, we’ll never fall.[Verse]
Through the trials and the endless night,
We hold onto hope, our hearts alight,
With Journal Shield, we face the fear,
In the realm of Tibia, we’re the ones who steer.[Verse]
In the shadows of the ancient trees,
Our courage never fades, like the morning breeze,
With every step, we face the unknown,
In the realm of Tibia, we’re the heroes alone.[Chorus]
With Journal Shield, we face the storm,
In the realm of Tibia, where courage is born,
Fighting side by side, through fire and snow,
Together we stand, forever we grow.[Chorus]
With Journal Shield, we face the dawn,
In the realm of Tibia, where dreams are shown,
Fighting side by side, through rain and shine,
Together we stand, till the very end of time.
